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Sometimes, the wisest Las Vegas advice comes in the form of a T-shirt somebody in a drunken stupor might actually purchase<\/a>, thus donating $2 to this blog’s classic Batman slot machine fund.<\/p>\n

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Here’s the link to purchase this one-of-a-kind Las Vegas collectible<\/a>. Seriously, you believe everything you read on the Internet?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sometimes, the wisest Las Vegas advice comes in the form of a T-shirt somebody in a drunken stupor might actually purchase, thus donating $2 to this blog’s classic Batman slot machine fund. Here’s the link to purchase this one-of-a-kind Las Vegas collectible. Seriously, you believe everything you read on the Internet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,39,30],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nToday's Sage Las Vegas Advice, Courtesy of an Overpriced, Hastily-Designed T-Shirt | Vital Vegas<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"We made this T-shirt with out own blood, sweat and tears. Mainly tears. 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