{"id":9831,"date":"2014-11-24T20:52:09","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T04:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=9831"},"modified":"2014-11-25T11:41:47","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T19:41:47","slug":"scroguard-essential-part-next-las-vegas-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/scroguard-essential-part-next-las-vegas-adventure\/","title":{"rendered":"Scroguard Should Be A Vital Part of Any Las Vegas Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

There are certain things you just have to have in Las Vegas. Cash. Comfortable shoes. The phone number of a good bail bondsman. Now, there’s another vital addition to your Las Vegas must list: Scroguard.<\/p>\n

Put simply, Scroguard is a product designed “to cover the skin in the genital area not covered by a condom to reduce skin-to-skin contact in the scrotum and pubic region.” And, no, we are not making this up.<\/p>\n

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How is Howie Mandel not a spokesperson for this product? Yet.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This stunningly one-night-stand-friendly product is disposable and washable, made of premium quality latex, is lightweight and fits waists up to 48 inches.<\/p>\n

We noted there’s no mention of possible girthiness challenges in the Scroguard product description, but we’ll get past it. Customers, we mean. Customers will get past it.<\/p>\n

Here’s a fascinating, borderline disturbing, but probably safe for work video illustrating the benefits of: 1) Scroguard and 2) having a larger budget for the production of promotional videos.<\/p>\n

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