This Border Grill is the sister restaurant of the one at Mandalay Bay. And, since they’re sisters, we trust they’ll be wearing each other’s sweaters.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nWhat have we learned from the ever-evolving Caesars Palace? That Las Vegas is like a shark. Specifically, it has a covering of dermal denticles that protects its skin from parasites.<\/p>\n
Or perhaps we’ve learned Las Vegas is like a shark in that it must keep moving to survive.<\/p>\n
We may also have learned “posting lots of photos in a Las Vegas blog” is almost like “having a life.”<\/p>\n
Why do we always have to learn things, anyway?<\/p>\n
Can’t we just enjoy this time together. You in your cubicle, us in our underwear. Unless that’s awkward. The cubicle part, that is.<\/p>\n
If you stumble across new or interesting things during your Las Vegas adventures, we’d love to hear about them. Leave a comment. Drop us a line. Or just tell our sister. She’s a world-class gossipor.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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