{"id":4957,"date":"2013-12-15T23:35:36","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T06:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=4957"},"modified":"2013-12-15T23:36:59","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T06:36:59","slug":"new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/","title":{"rendered":"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The Cosmopolitan has had weird ads<\/a> from day one. But the latest ad from this trendy Strip resort isn’t just quirky good fun, it’s an assault on the senses. And not the good kind of assault on the senses, either.<\/p>\n

\"Cosmopolitan<\/a>
The new Cosmo ad features on-screen phrases that appear to have resulted from a copywriter falling into a giant blender.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

While we love The Cosmopolitan<\/a>, its ads have gone from “Just the right amount of wrong” to “Just horribly wrong.”<\/p>\n

Here’s a look at the new ad. Don’t blame us for your impending psychotic break.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LCeDi-d5CRg<\/p>\n

According to a story in Adweek<\/a>, the executives behind this creative train wreck believe even if people hate the ad, “they’re going to notice it and talk about it.”<\/p>\n

Well, we can’t argue with that logic. People are still talking about the Titanic, after all.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Cosmopolitan has had weird ads from day one. But the latest ad from this trendy Strip resort isn’t just quirky good fun, it’s an assault on the senses. And not the good kind of assault on the senses, either. While we love The Cosmopolitan, its ads have gone from “Just the right amount of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,30],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nNew Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way | Vital Vegas<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A new ad for The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas is an assault on the eyes and ears.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way | Vital Vegas\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A new ad for The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas is an assault on the eyes and ears.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Vital Vegas\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VitalLasVegas\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-12-16T06:35:36+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2013-12-16T06:36:59+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cosmopolitan_mess.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Scott Roeben\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@vitalvegas\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@vitalvegas\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Scott Roeben\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way | Vital Vegas","description":"A new ad for The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas is an assault on the eyes and ears.","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way | Vital Vegas","og_description":"A new ad for The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas is an assault on the eyes and ears.","og_url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/","og_site_name":"Vital Vegas","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VitalLasVegas","article_published_time":"2013-12-16T06:35:36+00:00","article_modified_time":"2013-12-16T06:36:59+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cosmopolitan_mess.jpg"}],"author":"Scott Roeben","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@vitalvegas","twitter_site":"@vitalvegas","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Scott Roeben","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/"},"author":{"name":"Scott Roeben","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/person\/c4d18a46e6ee47e7841b986c288f333e"},"headline":"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way","datePublished":"2013-12-16T06:35:36+00:00","dateModified":"2013-12-16T06:36:59+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/"},"wordCount":174,"commentCount":2,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cosmopolitan_mess.jpg","articleSection":["Las Vegas","Las Vegas Hotels","Las Vegas WTF"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/","name":"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way | Vital Vegas","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cosmopolitan_mess.jpg","datePublished":"2013-12-16T06:35:36+00:00","dateModified":"2013-12-16T06:36:59+00:00","description":"A new ad for The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas is an assault on the eyes and ears.","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cosmopolitan_mess.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/cosmopolitan_mess.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/new-cosmopolitan-ad-brutalizes-eyes-ears-good-way\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Las Vegas","item":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/vegas\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":3,"name":"New Cosmopolitan Ad Brutalizes the Eyes and Ears, Not In a Good Way"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/","name":"Vital Vegas","description":"Essential Las Vegas News, Tips, Deals and WTF.","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#organization","name":"Vital Vegas","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/vital_vegas_logo.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/vital_vegas_logo.jpg","width":800,"height":533,"caption":"Vital Vegas"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VitalLasVegas","https:\/\/x.com\/vitalvegas"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/person\/c4d18a46e6ee47e7841b986c288f333e","name":"Scott Roeben","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/author-logo-lg-96x96.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/author-logo-lg-96x96.png","caption":"Scott Roeben"}}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4957"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4957\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}