{"id":41486,"date":"2024-09-14T15:50:48","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T22:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=41486"},"modified":"2024-09-14T16:07:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T23:07:30","slug":"el-cortez-drops-sexy-casino-renovation-renderings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/el-cortez-drops-sexy-casino-renovation-renderings\/","title":{"rendered":"El Cortez Drops Sexy Casino Renovation Renderings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A classic downtown casino, El Cortez, announced back in May 2024 it will pump $20 million into a number of new enhancements.<\/p>\n

Now, we’re getting a look at these spaces, including a new high limit lounge, two new bars and a new restaurant, Hot Noods.<\/p>\n

If we sound giddy, it’s because we’re giddy. Renderings are the next best thing to foot rubs and chicken parm. Separately. The Venn diagram of foot rubs and chicken parm should never, ever overlap. On to the renderings!<\/p>\n

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El Cortez has great deals, a fighting chance in the casino and employees who treat customers like family. You know, 1975.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Construction of the new offerings is already underway, and should be completed in February of 2025.<\/p>\n

A good portion of the El Cortez casino floor is walled off, which is disorienting, but no pain no gain.<\/p>\n

We spent 15 minutes trying to come up with a different way of saying “no pain, no gain,” but all we got was “no hurt, no dessert” and “no burn, no return” and “no whine, no shine.” Which explains why idioms are idioms and one shouldn’t try and reinvent the wheel.<\/p>\n

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Ike’s Bar was right behind that construction wall. We are very nervous someone is going to think that bank of slots is the restroom. It’s downtown, all due respect.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Speaking of restrooms, we have never seen this other than at El Cortez.<\/p>\n

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How bad is the casino urinal aim problem? @ElCortezLV<\/a> has installed drains. pic.twitter.com\/XQGWzD4flh<\/a><\/p>\n

— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) September 14, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n