{"id":40373,"date":"2024-05-29T15:44:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T22:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=40373"},"modified":"2024-05-30T00:44:43","modified_gmt":"2024-05-30T07:44:43","slug":"virgins-caliche-hymen-broken-by-elons-girthy-drill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/virgins-caliche-hymen-broken-by-elons-girthy-drill\/","title":{"rendered":"Virgin’s Caliche Hymen Broken by Elon’s Girthy Drill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Elon Musk’s underground transportation system, the Vegas Loop, surfaced (technically, “porpoised”) near Virgin Las Vegas on May 24, 2024.<\/p>\n
The Vegas Loop has transported more than two million riders, according to Musk’s Boring Company. Most of those riders wore lanyards. We love lanyards.<\/p>\n
While there’s a tunnel to Virgin, that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to take the Vegas Loop to Virgin anytime soon. Let’s dig into it.<\/p>\n