{"id":40373,"date":"2024-05-29T15:44:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T22:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=40373"},"modified":"2024-05-30T00:44:43","modified_gmt":"2024-05-30T07:44:43","slug":"virgins-caliche-hymen-broken-by-elons-girthy-drill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/virgins-caliche-hymen-broken-by-elons-girthy-drill\/","title":{"rendered":"Virgin’s Caliche Hymen Broken by Elon’s Girthy Drill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Elon Musk’s underground transportation system, the Vegas Loop, surfaced (technically, “porpoised”) near Virgin Las Vegas on May 24, 2024.<\/p>\n

The Vegas Loop has transported more than two million riders, according to Musk’s Boring Company. Most of those riders wore lanyards. We love lanyards.<\/p>\n

While there’s a tunnel to Virgin, that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to take the Vegas Loop to Virgin anytime soon. Let’s dig into it.<\/p>\n

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Not Elon Musk. Not a Boring Company drill. Not real sand. Yes, sand has lawyers now.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So, the Vegas Loop currently runs to various stops (the south, central and west halls) within the Las Vegas Convention Center, as well as to Resorts World<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Tunnels have already been drilled to Encore and Westgate as well. Here’s a link to our story<\/a>, “Vegas Loop Experiences Multiple Borgasms at Westgate and Encore,” in case you thought the headline of the story you’re reading is our dumbest, ever.<\/p>\n

Like we said, while tunnels exist to various places, you can’t get there from here. That’s because the stations haven’t been built yet. Boring is paying for the tunnels, casinos pay for their own stations.<\/p>\n

We shared word the Vegas Loop was on its way to Virgin back in January 2024.<\/p>\n

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Work has started on the Vegas Loop station at Virgin. (h\/t @JamesInLasVegas<\/a>) @VirginHotelsLV<\/a> @elonmusk<\/a> @boringcompany<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/TzEZDFb80N<\/a><\/p>\n

— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) January 17, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n