bivariate regression coefficients<\/a>, whatever those might be. It would be a lot less awkward to just say “Industrialization and McDonald’s!” and leave it at that. We are, as you might know, a big shyer away from awkward.<\/p>\nHow did a simple story about widening slot machine chairs turn into what is sure to be a certified kerfuffle? Answer: Everything now turns into a kerfuffle.<\/p>\n
The point is it’s funny our chairs are getting wider and we are personally cowering under one currently, so there’s that.<\/p>\n
Also, stop leaning chairs against your slot machine to save them. It’s dumb and annoying. Let the kerfuffle begin!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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