{"id":2146,"date":"2013-09-24T23:00:35","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T06:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?p=2146"},"modified":"2013-09-25T20:56:10","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T03:56:10","slug":"las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/","title":{"rendered":"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement.<\/p>\n

The zoo’s director, Pat Dingle, a name we’re not making up, agreed to formally close the zoo after yet another complaint was filed with the U.S. Department of Agriculture.<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a>
The brilliant ploy to throw animal advocates and regulatory officials off the scent of the dipshittery.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

There’s understandable concern about how, and even if, the animals are being cared for since the closure, but the public and government scrutiny should assure the animals find new homes. Animals on loan from other zoos are expected to be returned. Still others will be sent to sanctuaries and city zoos elsewhere.<\/p>\n

The Las Vegas zoo has taken hits over the years, with guests reporting poor conditions for the animals, especially during Nevada’s hot summer months.<\/p>\n

A zoo visitor, Diane, on Facebook commented, “That place was the worst zoo I have ever seen. I complained so often about the horrible conditions that those poor animals had to endure.”<\/p>\n

Another commenter, Gabe, added, “The last time I took my son there, we left because he was crying because the animals looked awful.”<\/p>\n

The closure of the zoo was preceded by all the zookeepers quitting within a two week period. Learn more here.<\/p>\n

Update: The zookeepers are giving more details.<\/p>\n

Hopefully, this marks an end to what has been an embarrassment for Las Vegas. Las Vegas wildlife should be limited to its nightclubs.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement. The zoo’s director, Pat Dingle, a name we’re not making up, agreed to formally close the zoo after yet another complaint was filed with the U.S. Department of Agriculture. There’s understandable concern about how, and even […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nLas Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery | Vital Vegas<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement. The zoo's director, Pat\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery | Vital Vegas\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement. The zoo's director, Pat\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Vital Vegas\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VitalLasVegas\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-09-25T06:00:35+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2013-09-26T03:56:10+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/zoo_closed.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Scott Roeben\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@vitalvegas\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@vitalvegas\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Scott Roeben\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery | Vital Vegas","description":"The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement. The zoo's director, Pat","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery | Vital Vegas","og_description":"The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement. The zoo's director, Pat","og_url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/","og_site_name":"Vital Vegas","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VitalLasVegas","article_published_time":"2013-09-25T06:00:35+00:00","article_modified_time":"2013-09-26T03:56:10+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/zoo_closed.jpg"}],"author":"Scott Roeben","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@vitalvegas","twitter_site":"@vitalvegas","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Scott Roeben","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/"},"author":{"name":"Scott Roeben","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/person\/c4d18a46e6ee47e7841b986c288f333e"},"headline":"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery","datePublished":"2013-09-25T06:00:35+00:00","dateModified":"2013-09-26T03:56:10+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/"},"wordCount":265,"commentCount":6,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/zoo_closed.jpg","articleSection":["Las Vegas"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/","name":"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery | Vital Vegas","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/zoo_closed.jpg","datePublished":"2013-09-25T06:00:35+00:00","dateModified":"2013-09-26T03:56:10+00:00","description":"The Las Vegas Zoo (official name: Southern Nevada Zoological Botanical Park) has closed for good after years of mismanagement. The zoo's director, Pat","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/zoo_closed.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/zoo_closed.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/las-vegas-zoo-closes-after-years-of-dipshittery\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Las Vegas","item":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/vegas\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":3,"name":"Las Vegas Zoo Closes After Years of Dipshittery"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/","name":"Vital Vegas","description":"Essential Las Vegas News, Tips, Deals and WTF.","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#organization","name":"Vital Vegas","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/vital_vegas_logo.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/vital_vegas_logo.jpg","width":800,"height":533,"caption":"Vital Vegas"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/VitalLasVegas","https:\/\/x.com\/vitalvegas"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/person\/c4d18a46e6ee47e7841b986c288f333e","name":"Scott Roeben","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/author-logo-lg-96x96.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/author-logo-lg-96x96.png","caption":"Scott Roeben"}}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.casino.org\/vitalvegas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}