On May 1, the run of “Crazy Girls” at Riviera came to an end. The Riv closed May 4. Usually, photos of the statue feature butts. This blog does not live by society’s rules.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nJust kidding.<\/p>\nThe aforementioned “Crazy Girls” butts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n Frankie Scinta’s show closed at The D Las Vegas on May 20, 2015. The Scinta crew is a longtime fixture on the Las Vegas lounge scene, and are doing one-off shows around town.<\/p>\nFrankie Scinta illustrates the importance of properly maintaining PVC trap assemblies in residential home sinks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n “Duck Commander Musical,” the mutant offspring of A&E’s “Duck Dynasty,” closed at Rio Las Vegas on May 17, 2015, and not nearly soon enough from the sound of it. While well-produced, audiences didn’t migrate to the ill-conceived flop. Fun duck facts: A duck’s penis is shaped like a corkscrew and becomes erect within a third of a second.<\/p>\nFun duck facts: A duck’s penis is shaped like a corkscrew and becomes erect within a third of a second.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nThat’s all the vital Vegas news we can think of in our current state of mind (specifically, hammered).<\/p>\n
If you have Las Vegas news or tips, send them our way. Leave a comment on this blog, find us on Twitter or Facebook, or just swing downtown sometime. We’ll be the one promoting responsible gaming and drinking in moderation. Or whatever the opposite of that is.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s time for a cavalcade of Las Vegas news we’d love to write more about, but writing often involves “research” and “spell checking,” which we’re almost entirely not interested in. Here we go! Nevada lawmakers took a time out from being batshit crazy to make an actual good decision: They voted to approve Uber and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,2,5],"tags":[],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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